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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

yesterdaysprint:
“ The Washington Herald, Washington DC, January 31, 1918
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The Washington Herald, Washington DC, January 31, 1918

My wife was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said “yeah it’s nuts” and now she won’t answer my texts

rey: so what happened with you guys?

finn: rey you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Aliens. Gambling. Horses-PHASMA?!? Fighting. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a cave. Coming here. Crashing on this Falcon for a week 'cause *sings* technically we're homeless

tarynannabanana:

The plot of Star Wars VIII:

Everyone: Poe, no.

Poe: Poe, yes.
Originally posted by solorenskywalker